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Racer paperboy ditty (wordracer888)
Race Number 223852
Date Mon, 25 Feb 2019 00:59:38 +0000
Speed 133 WPM Try to beat?
Accuracy 98.4%
Rank 2nd place (out of 3)
Opponents mporsche02 (1st place)

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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
How I Escaped My Certain Fate (book) by Stewart Lee (see stats)

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